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02-23-2007, 02:01 AM
WOW WE MADE IT ! WE ARE FINALLY PROFESSIONAL
I FEEL BETTER.. DO YOU FEEL BETTER?

HI MY NAME IS LIEUTENANT HAPPY, AND I AM VERRY HAPPY
I CAN'T GET TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW BEACUSE WE ARE OUT ON A FOUR HOUR QUOTA SYSTEM (OVERLAP) .

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO FILL OUT THIS CUSTOMER SERVICE QUESTIONARE WHILE YOU WAIT TO THE SOUNDS OF M I C K E Y M O U S E
MICKEY MOUSE ! DONALD DUCK!

AS FOR YOU NON COMPLIERS STAND BY FOR THE YET TO BE DETERMINED PUNISHMENT. ISN'T MORALE WONDERFULL HERE
NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME I WILL RETURN YOUR CALL AFTER I COMPLETE MY FORCED QUOTA SYSTEM AND EXTORT INFORMATION OUT OF CITIZENS FOR REASONS UNKNOWN. ( BEACUSE MIAMI LAKES DID IT AND THE CITY MANAGER THERE THINKS ITS A GOOD IDEA)

IF I CAN GET BACK TO YOU IT WILL BE BETWEEN 4:30 PM AND 4:35PM IF WE ARE NOT HOLDING OVER OFFICER FROM THE PREVIOUS SHIFT

I REALIZE WE HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF COPS SINCE 1982, SO WHAT IF THE CITY HAS TRIPPLED IN SIZED AND IN TAX BASE
WE WILL DO MORE WITH LESS

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTILL MORALE IMPROVES


HAS OUR CITY HIRED ANY CITY HALL ADMINISTRATION FROM SOUTH MIAMI OR PINECREST? ( OR IS THIS MIAMI NOW) THIS IS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE THE STORIES WE HEAR ABOUT FROM DOWN THAT WAY.

THIS POST WAS FOR FUN, IT IS A BIT DUMB TO MAKE SUCH A BIG PRODUCTION ABOUT VOICE MAIL THOUGH ...

STAY TUNNED FOR NEXT WEEKS NEW ANONYMOUS DIRECTIVE................ SIR MY NAME IS OFFICER BLAH BLAH AND I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU MAY BE UNDER ARREST. FIRST I MUST CAREFULLY LOOK OVER EVERY THING AND THEN CHECK IT TWICE AFTER I SUBMITT THIS BRIEF CUSTOMER SERVICE QUESTIONARE.
SIR , FIRST BEFORE I PLACE YOU UNDER ARREST.. MAY I HAVE YOUR NAME AND PHONE NUMBER SO THAT I MAY ADD YOU TO MY COMMUNITY CONTACT LIST.
THANK YOU... NOW PLEASE INTERLOCK YOUR HANDS. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO....

02-23-2007, 02:13 AM
hilarious........but true. so true.

02-24-2007, 10:20 PM
Hi this is Detective #$%^s , my days off are... ( So you know when to amush me at home)
my hours are.... ( so you know when you can terrorize my family )
please leave a message after the beep So i can return it when i get off the overlap or am done digging my self out of reports.
Thank you
and if this an emergency please hang up and dial 911, I should have said the last sentence first but I didn't so deal with it or I will talk for another five hours on this voice mail.

03-09-2007, 07:55 PM
Sad, but true!!