psych test/background question

i was just wondering what in the background check and psych test can disqualify you from being an officer. i have wanted to be an officer for several years and just thought i should find out if i am even able to become an one.

thanks in advance for any replys.

If you can answer yes to any of the following:

Do you hear your own heartbeat?

Have you slept with your mother or father by choice?

Do you play with your poop?

Do you see dead people?

Is marijuana a part of your religion?

Are you a woman trapped in a mans body?

Have you seen my baseball?

If you have to ask, you probrably will not qualify. I am very strict about my psych test and I hold the fate of your career in my hands. I have the power to make or break you. Not to mention you have to have good grammar to be in this profession, yours is horrible. Try SPPD they hire anyone with a 3rd grade education, which is where I'm guessing you dropped out.

wow good job flamming the grammar on an internet forum buddy.

ok ill rephrase my question to be more specific. if someone has been treated for depresion and then taken off the medication because the depression was situational (the person having been removed for the situation) can that person be disqualified for a history of depression?

Flamming?

You wrote" Not to mention you have to have good grammar to be in this profession, yours is horrible. Try SPPD they hire anyone with a 3rd grade education, which is where I'm guessing you dropped out."

Let's see here, "you have to have good grammar...". Well, as anyone with at least a third grade education would see, you should have written "Not to mention you must employ the use of proper grammar to be effective in this career."

I'm guessing you almost made it to third grade?

Oh yeah, Scotko you look like Dr. Giggles: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl= ... f%26sa%3DN (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.rocler.qc.ca/horreurvideo/a/document/doctor.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.rocler.qc.ca/horreurvideo/a/document/Dr.htm&h=190&w=250&sz=35&hl=en&start=52&tbnid=YPPKxawdcEx1ZM:&tbnh=84&tbnw=111&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddr.%2Bgiggles%26start%3D40%26ndsp%3D2 0%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN)

The main question is do you smoke pole like J.B.? If so, are you willing to smoke your way to the top?

When are you going to retire? I am a perfect candidate for this career field. You held something that happened to me in the past against me. It isn't fair.